...Religion takes the cake: Da Easter bunny hides funny eggs on this 1X,000-year-old planet while Elvis Jesus impersonators do their thing on da pagan cross, and the masses stuff their ohnehin schon fat faces, get high on sugar, coffein, and alcohol.
The only thing that makes sense on Easter is the fact that the markets are closed: sheeple are not able to trade stocks and Forex because the financial industry is full of conservative Christians ... like George Dubya:
Bush Meets Pope Benedict for the First Time
By IAN FISHER and SHERYL GAY STOLBERG [NY Times]
Published: June 9, 2007
VATICAN CITY, June 9 — President Bush met today for the first time with Pope Benedict XVI, a religious conservative like the American president ...
US Deaths in Iraq Approach 4,000
Mar 22, 7:07 PM (ET)
By ROBERT H. REID
BAGHDAD (AP) - A roadside bomb killed three American soldiers north of Baghdad on Saturday, pushing the U.S. death toll in the five-year conflict to nearly 4,000.
Pope Baptizes Prominent Italian Muslim
Mar 22 09:24 PM US/Eastern
By NICOLE WINFIELD
Associated Press Writer
VATICAN CITY (AP) - Italy's most prominent Muslim, an iconoclastic writer who condemned Islamic extremism and defended Israel, converted to Catholicism Saturday in a baptism by the pope at a Vatican Easter service.
